My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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