you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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