idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
We don't watch enough power rangers
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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