Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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