She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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