She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
And then he peed in my hair
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