i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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