i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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