felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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