We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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