would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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