Three words: puerto rican gang bang
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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