It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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