Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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