The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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