do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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