I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Small penises have feelings too.
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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