i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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