We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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