I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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