It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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