I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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