At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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