Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Randomize
