she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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