Pappa wants mamma naked
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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