so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
organizing the empties. That sober.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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