People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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