Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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