That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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