Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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