I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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