Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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