hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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