we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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