I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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