"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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