yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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