there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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