How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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