How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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