no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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