I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
