If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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