Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
