Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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