my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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