I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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