is your mom at the bar?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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