Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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