you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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