Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Vodka?
Forever.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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