Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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