Your face is a jimmy john
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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