he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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