I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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