Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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